As if the whole concept of the bumbag wasn't odd enough already, someone had to go and make it even more terrifying by adding spikes. Ashish's potent pouch comes with silver, gold and metal spikes on the front, which I imagine would be perfect for those 'out of my way' manoeuvres us Londoners are forced to carry out each day on the Tube.
The real question is, of course, who on earth wears a bumbag? The look has surely died a death wrought by two decades of endorsement by every obese, middle-aged tourist on the planet. Or are we 'bringing it back'? *looks scared*
£162 at Browns
