Oh. My. God. Have a look at this bag. It's categorically the most hideous, vile bag I have ever seen. It's even called "Crazy Lady" - well, you'd certainly have to be off your rocker, and probably have pink hair and live in a caravan with, say, 16 cats to like it.
Anything with a "frayed underlying denim fabric" and "multicoloured threads stitched randomly across the surface" was never going to be my cup of char. And to add insult to injury, this monstrosity will set you back a hefty £119.99 from "designer" Rebekka Leigh's online shop.
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