
Try not to be frightened kiddies, for this monstrosity you see before your eyes isn't in fact a monster or even the death of your favourite Muppet. It's actually just the latest Chloe Boudoir chain bag to make an appearance on Net-a-Porter. You haven't breathed a sigh of relief have you?
I featured another of Chloe's Boudoir bags here last week, and never in my wildest dreams (nightmares) did I ever think they could do this to one of their bags! Possibly even scarier than the bag itself (which is described as being made from "shaggy" leather and decorated in Swarovski crystals) is the £1,815 pricetag. No, that is not a typo! Be afraid, be very afraid.
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