Topshop's Good Taste Questioned by Multi-Flecked Circle Beanie

Come winter, I am all about hats. You can understand then, why my good taste feels utterly violated by this strange creation that Topshop have snook into their accessories range. The Multi-fleck Circle Beanie, as they are calling it resembles some kind of odd beret rested on top of a beanie. And as for the fabric, well there is clearly a reason they are calling it multi-flecked. Flecked with vom! They are charging £12 for the monstrosity, but you won’t need to know that, as you would be better off leaving it for the over 60’s, and they would think £12 was a rip-off anyway, (‘you could go to the cinema, and buy a cup of tea, and get the bus home, and have change from £12 in my day’). All is not lost however for all you headwear fanatics out there. Topshop are also including a rather nice navy lattice knit beanie amongst their wares, also for £12. Remember kids, chunky-knit is hot right now. Buy that instead!