Wait, wait, don't judge too quickly! This 'Victoria Patchwork' bag's not as fugly as it looks, if you give it a chance. Thats suede, not canvas (even though it really looks like canvas!) and is patchworked into the Juicy Couture letters, crown logo and a vaguely Victorian outline. I think I kind of like it, and I think it'd be quite eye catching when slung over a shoulder - especially with the wrapped top handle and glittering tassle which adds some movement to the bag. US$265.
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