An ENTIRE Forzieri section dedicated to....(drumroll please!)... ugly designer bags! Not that I'm too fond of their usual selection, but at least they're quite self-aware and know to name this whole category Forzieri Fashion Victim! I kid you not! The Fendi Vanity Zucca, featured above, will set you back a fat US$1170, and earn you an equivalent 1170 'F Points'. For those of you unfamiliar with Forzieri's 'customer appreciation' schtick, this earns you $30 in what I like to call 'F Cash.' Still not swayed to hit that 'buy' button? Don't forget, this bag is "an exclusive and extraordinary masterpiece of Italian luxury by the Fendi sisters". We should be so lucky as to own it!
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Wow, fiercely ugly. Amazing what horrors $1170 can buy these days! The good news (for Fendi) is that someone will love this bag. Somewhere, a team of designers thought it would sell. And somewhere, there is a woman longing for this bag. Fortunately for me, there are other bags to buy.