Take an inconspicuous item like this whistle, and give it the full on Paris Hilton treatment i.e. cover it in crystals, and what have you got? The 'Ugly Accessory of the Week'. It may not be 'in your face beastie' kind of ugly, but it is tacky ugly. Why? Why? Why would you wear this? Whistles belong in P.E lessons and on the pitch, nowhere else, not even carnival or concerts, where they are just plain annoying and headache inducing. Giving them the Swarovski-esque treatment does not up their status. Are the designers at River Island running out of ideas, or did they have a few extra pence left over in their buying budget and thought 'what the heck, we'll get these'. They then have the audacity to try and charge £12.99 for something that looks like it could have come from a cracker, the cheek!
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