Corto Moltedo 'Susan' Clutch

If you haven't yet heard of Gabriele Corto Moltedo, he's a name to watch, as he so happens to be the son of the Bottega Veneta founders, huge names in the premier fashion world. In 2004 he launched his own line and reportedly has fans including Jade Jagger and Dita Von Teese, however, that gives him no excuse for creating an eyesore like this. It looks like that Stella McCartney bag from a few weeks back, that no-one liked! If you fancy your handbags with three eyes, it's selling for £490 over at Net A Porter.