New Checkerboard Patchwork Luella Suzi Tote

I'd love the opportunity to deliberate whether or not I could accessorise this new checkerboard Luella 'Suzi' tote with my classic checkerboard Vans shoes, but perhaps it's lucky I can't, as it's a whopping $1795. Sure, it may've been discounted down to a *low* $898, but that's still alot in my books, even if it's made from black eel and white Hardwick's sea snake, which quite frankly sounds like a meal I'd rather not eat. This Luella tote is sure to come to a Paris Hilton near you. Oh. Maybe not.