New Kitsch Luella Satchels

For my first article as the brand spankin' new editor, I thought it fitting to write about my favourite designer, Luella. Now, I feel like a traitor saying this, but what on earth is going on here?! I've never been a fan of brown and black making an appearance together, always telling friends 'black and brown makes me frown', and then to top off this tragic colour scheme, the leather satchel adopts several kitsch plastic banana, anchor, and heart charms. Leave the bananas to Andy Warhol, Luella, and please stick to creating elegant beauties like every other bag in your archive. This £795 travesty also comes in a slightly more palatable white.