You cannot B serious?

There seems to be a competition among the big designers at the moment to see who can create the most extravagant, overpriced bag. And to be honest with you, I pity the woman who sees fit to throw away over $5,000 on one of these new Fendi B bag (the floral embroidered at $5,070 or the embroidered black lace at $5,190). Yes, they're highly embellished and very 'it' at the moment, but let's face it, they're not that nice are they? At least, not five grand nice. For five grand, I'd expect the bag to come filled with money, diamonds and my own personal Karl Lagerfeld voodoo doll (complete with pins and an extensive 'how to' guide). I'd take out his ankles first. Then he'd never be able to wear Ugg boots again.